2005-08-03 - 12:01 p.m.
Now it is my turn to Roll Call!
NAME: Rachael Leanne Jensen
CODE NAME: "Feminine Cane"
LOCATION: the attic
IDENTIFYING CHARACTERISTICS: dent in upper thigh, grey tooth, astonishing amounts of body hair, iron knuckle implants
WEAKNESSES: soda-pop,androgenous boys, textures, miniature things, dust
BEST IDEAS: floating soap-lesbians, nutella cupcakes, 1/2 of "Team OJ/HJ", the original wooden pencil, thumb-print letter pressing, vulvic canes
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